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Phone services; asked my daughter about personal information ie, date of birth, mother's name, phone number
I hand the Phone to my 2 year old Granddaughter and let her talk away.
Telephone service
You too can have fun with Telemarketers! Because of callerID we know it isn't anyone we know, so we like to have fun with them...here are some ways to make the calls FUN (at least for you! LOL!):
1.) Answer: (in your sexiest voice possible, if you're a guy this is even funnier!) HELLO?
Telemarketer: "Yes I need to speak with the person in charge of your AT&T account?"
Answer: What are you wearing?
Telemarketer: "May I please speak with the person in charge of your AT&T account?"
Answer: Are you wearing panties? And what color are they? (this is particularly effective if you are a male and the telemarketer is male - really freaks them out!)
Telemarketer: Hangs up!
Works almost every time!
Of course you can get creepier if you want, ask the most inappropriate things you can think of, THEY CALLED YOU!!!
2.) (in your most conservative tone) Good afternoon?
Telemarketer: "Yes I need to speak with the person in charge of your AT&T account?"
Answer: I'm sorry they are at a funeral, their baby died this week.
If they don't hang up proceed to tell them what a horrible accident it was when the garbage truck ran over the child and there were brains and guts everywhere! You're not sure when they will be back because the trauma of scraping the baby off the driveway was so intense that they are being treated for PTSD and are currently on FMLA. Should they persist ask if you can transfer them to the parties voicemail and "accidentally" disconnect the call. I doubt if they call back, but if they do, give them another absurd story about the poor woman being robbed on her way home from the viewing last night and is suicidal. Then offer to take their number so they can return the call in 3 - 4 months!