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As a senior citizen, you are probably aware of the threat that robots pose. Robots are everywhere. And they eat old peoples' medicine for fuel. You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays because robots may strike at any time. And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free. Because they're made of metal. And robots are strong. Robot insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you... And they will.

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