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Steve Martin left me a message notifying that the Treasury will bring me before a magistrate or a sending me notification that I will be brought before a judge. Thank goodness an noted actor, writer and musician like Steve would take the time to warn me. And he even worked on his Indian accent to do so. By the way, I received the message from a voice-to-text feature, and it's even funnier when it's transposed. "Hi this message intended to contact you. My
name is Steve Martin and I'm calling regarding an enforcement actions executed by US treasury and sending your serious attention. Ignoring this will be an intentional second attempt award initial appearance before a magistrate judge or a grand jewelry for a federal criminal friends. My number is 415-795-7593. I repeat 415-795-7593. I advise you to cooperate with our send helpers to help you. Thank you. Six."

Message left by Steve Martin regarding enforcement actions that will be initiated against me. I am honored that a talented actor, comedian, and musical artist has taken the time to notify me about this, even if he needs to use a convincingly Indian accent to do so. By the way, I use a voice mail feature that translate messages to text, and I wholeheartedly recommend it because it makes the messages even sillier. To wit: "Hi this message intended to contact you. My name is Steve Martin and I'm calling regarding an enforcement actions executed by US treasury and sending your serious attention. Ignoring this will be an intentional second attempt award initial appearance before a magistrate judge or a grand jewelry for a federal criminal friends. My number is 415-795-7593. I repeat 415-795-7593. I advise you to cooperate with our send helpers to help you. Thank you. Six."