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Oh, Herself did call... And call... And call... From a dozen different area codes spread all OVER the US map! Yours Truly endured the high-recurrence abuse pretty much every crikin' payday (and the week to ten days that followed) for almost two years.

Then got fed up. Then got even. Answered the phone and pressed one.

Him/her: "Thank you for pressing one; my name is what is your name please?"

Yours truly: "Johnny."

Them: "And your last name, please?

YT: "Pissofff. Spelled P-i-s-s-o-f-f-f. Three effs in a row. Please write it down."

Them: "And where do you live, Johnny?"

YT: "1326 Pissofff Lane, Pisscatawny N' Joisey 41740. Please be sure to spell that street address correctly."

Them: "You must be kidding me.""

YT: "Actually, no. Old-line Russian immigrant family. History of MANY very strong self-defense exploits and many victories! We have that to enjoy."

Them: "And now I need your credit card number, Johnny, so that I may mail you your free two-hundred-dollar reward card, good at over a hundred of the finest retailers including Target, Wal-mart, Sears and may others..."

YT: "No you don't. I deal in cash. Please, just send the card."



Did that about twenty-thirty-odd times in a row (with minor variations) over a 48-hour period. Made it my business for the Duration. Because by then it was WAR. Made SURE to drive it home with the lead-hammer end of my Golden Tongue.

Oh, and occasionally DID let on that I had indeed put the Federal Trade Commission onto their little boiler-room operation and to expect investigators to visit their esteemed offices, once the Agency was satisfied as to the details of my formal complaint with an EIGHT DIGIT Case File Number.

Fact: That case file number actually DOES exist. With ALL the bogue phone numbers I was able to pull up out of my archival notes for the WHOLE TWO YEARS.

Suggest others reading this report take up and for the love of Genuine Safety and Peace DO LIKEWISE. Let YOUR pis't-offedness be known from Washington DC all the way down to wherever this gang of aggressive jackasses is actually seated at their desks every day!

Because it is either THEM - or US. Every time! Stand UP! And FIRE at WILL... And Mary... And Sanjay... Et cetera.

Give 'em HELL on EARTH. And that is all. 0{;-)o[

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