They called tonight again, so I picked up the phone. I won a free trip to the Bahamas, and a set of knives as sharp as the Ginsu knives. I thought Ginsu went out of business. Well, the person kept talking and I kept asking questions. After a while, the caller asked for my credit information and SS #. I told them I lost interest in the offer. They kept insisting I claim my free trip and knives. I asked if they were fucking deaf as I blew a quiet whistle into the phone, and again I said no thank you cumbag!
Caller: Occult Cruises of Paradise