I got a call, leaving a message, that we were being sued by the IRS for taxes owed. I called back and they explained that they had sent a certified letter, that was returned to them, to the affect that we owed the IRS $1380, on taxes we had fraudulently held back from the years 2009-2013. Dumbass had an India Indian accent and you could hear other people, on their phones, in the background, similar to a telemarketing situation. Like someone with this sort of accent would represent the IRS. I ripped him a new asshole and hung up.
Caller: SOME INDIA INDIAN