the issue at hand is extremely time sensitive. i am officer nikki johnson from the internal revenue service, and the hotline to my position is (the number). dont disregard this message, and do return the call before we take any action against you. goodby and take care.
Stupidly I panicked and called them, it played a super creepy off-key song for like 10 seconds and then did the 3 beeps when someone's hung up. I called them twice (i was panicking, it was dumb.) Are they going to charge me? why else would they call if not to get money or something?
Caller: Internal Revenue Service