It was Qwest calling, but the conversation quickly turned to whether Barack Obama wears boxers or briefs. It was my belief that he wears girls silk thongs, but the Qwest person said that he actually wears a Kenyan genital cuff since that was part of the dream that his father had. However it was interesting to note that Michelle wears a very tight speedo to hide that fact that she/he is a tranny. Go figure. I didn't end up signing on to any new Qwest services, but had a good conversation.
Caller: Qwest