Perky female recorded voice saying that their records indicate that I've stayed in one of their resorts and am eligible for some fantastic whatever . . . I hung up at that point.
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This recording starts by saying that their records indicate that I've stayed in one of their resorts in the past, and this qualifies me for . . . whatever, this is when I hang up.
Recording saying "According to our records you have stayed at one of our resorts and you have won . . ."
Second call today from scammer "help you with your malicious windows files"
Windows 10 "problem" scam call.
Recording about "your credit account"
Live person offering to "fix" my "poor credit score". I happen to have a credit score that doesn't need fixing.
"Jessica from card services regarding your credit account" recording.
Recording informing me I'm being "processed for a federal offense" and to press one to connect to "an agent" to give them my information or "press two if you would like to ignore this notification and be prosecuted for federal crimes". Heavily accented speaker on recording.
"Heather at Account Services" recording.
It's been a long time since I got a recorded call from "Diane at Cardholder Services", but she's back and now her name is "Bridget". Sigh.
Carpet cleaning recording
"the FBI reports a break in every ___ seconds"
Recording for duct cleaning.
Recording that begins, "don't hang up! You have been selected to win a free GE home security system WITH medical alert"
Recording of male sounding all serious as he "reports" "urgent health concerns" caused by air ducts needing to be cleaned
Recording beginning "important information about your credit card accounts" then I hung up.
Carpet cleaning recording
"did you know the FBI reports a home invasion every ____ seconds?" Wanting to sell a security system.
Recording trying to sell home security system. "the FBI reports that there's a home invasion every _ seconds".