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EKOS Research. No message, just called to annoy me.
2 rings, didn't even get time to get to my phone. Suspecting it's something linked with the elections.
I got this call out of the blue, I let it run to voicemail but I have record spam calls in the past.
Been calling me for a few days now. In this day and age no one answers their phone anymore because of idiots calling from "Windows Computers" or the captain of some ship you've just won a luxury cruise contest you didn't know you entered.
I like getting these calls personally however as I am always extremely enthusiastic about their offer. Problem is, I never seem to be able to find my credit card before they get frustrated and hang up. But hey, at least I kept these wastes of life from stealing money from the elderly for 30-45 minutes.
Remember, whatever theyre offering is FANTASTIC but you gotta look for your credit card. Make sure to check back in with them every 5-10 minutes to make sure they're on the line. It also gives you a chance to remember where it is, only for it to not be, yet again.
With any luck, the scum f$×cking degenerate abortion failures will take the time to drown in Buffalo diarrhea. But at worst, you've just wasted a lot of their time.
So gimme another call "Windows Computers", Captain, or EKOS. I'm extremely interested and I've got my credit card right here... oh crap... where is it then... Oh I know. I'm just gonna put the phone down here for a sec, I left it in my car. ;-)