!comment_text!
Caller: !caller!
Guy called and asked "Is this Bob?"
Yes, who am I speaking with?
"This is about your Verizon account, man."
*Long, uncomfortable silence*
Get to the point, please.
"I'm calling about some upgrades, man."
*The sound of a lot of other loud, unprofessional people on similar calls in the background*
I'm good, man.
Thanks for calling, man.
I'm hanging up now, man.
*Hang Up*
Claimed to be Verizon. Definitely was not.